Thursday, July 24, 2014

some boys eyelashes are longer than mine does that mean they’re the girl in that hetero situation

mattressblowoutsale:

honeysigh:

what does this mean

they make great burders

is this the home of sweer potato and chicken nugger

mattressblowoutsale:

honeysigh:

what does this mean

they make great burders

is this the home of sweer potato and chicken nugger

(Source: soft--reset)

Shoutout to never-trust-chocolate for always replying to my snapchats in 0.2 seconds or less

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

generaldeliciousness:

predazord:

god of course the england team are wearing chinos. fucking chino wankers

I object.  loads of the countries were wearing chinos, and they’re damn attractive :P

were they wearing mustard yellow chinos? bloody typical

god of course the england team are wearing chinos. fucking chino wankers

hervacationh0me:

SCRIPTURE.


you’re probably going to be waiting forever for pussy if you continue using misogynistic slurs and girls can make you wait for however long they like tbh

hervacationh0me:

SCRIPTURE.

you’re probably going to be waiting forever for pussy if you continue using misogynistic slurs and girls can make you wait for however long they like tbh

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

acerb1a replied to your post: bastille on the commonwealth opening c…

I learnt Pompeii on the ukulele the other day and thought of you tbh

sweetheart angel next time i come to see you and break your household appliances can you please serenade me again on your ukelele with pompeii *heart eyes*

bastille on the commonwealth opening ceremony soundtrack! I am excite

my sister just told my mum ‘omg my friend pulled when she was out the other day! she kissed a boy! even ive never kissed a boy when ive gone out’ i was just there like 👀 what… I got kicked out of a club after 25 minutes and still went home with someone I met there honestly step your game up

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet)

where is your god now

Throwback to the time when me and my dad were chilling on the sofa and I was eating Doritos and he asked for some by exclaiming ‘DORITOS, BITCH’

worseblood:

[x,x,x,x]

very me @ the club

heavenlyaryans needs to stop liking my selfies tbh

(Source: xowl)